Alec Baldwin Update: Fashionable Wear for Eviction from an Airline

Pictured: Alec Baldwin in his VARVATOS shades at JFK.

So, a lot of you have asked during this busy holiday season, what should you wear if you get kicked off a flight? You know, in case you refuse to turn off your portable electronic devices when asked by the airline attendant.  Although Alec Baldwin hasn’t yet shared his “What to Wear” tips on Twitter or The Huffington Post, our spies got the inside track on what he wore.  The answer: a big pair of Do Not Disturb sunglasses to try to stave off flashing bulbs.   Apparently Alec was wearing  JOHN VARVATOS’ Limited Edition V903 shades, priced at $375.  It looks like he was also wearing “bed head” which is a look you can recreate at home, and which I myself have done with resounding success. Bed Head can be created at zero cost simply by musing up your hair, or deciding not to wash it for a while.  It’s free.

In my opinion, Alec’s choice of VARVATOS was his most tasteful contribution to the whole incident.  You know, I love me some Alec.  He’s brilliant on 30 Rock and I’m a regular reader of his blog on The Huffington Post, but frankly I don’t get why he crashed his Twitter account after his disagreement with American Airlines.  Think of his poor homeless Twitter followers. I want to reach out to them for the holidays.  If you followed Alec, and you were, er disconnected, then feel free to follow @Recessionista.   All Tweeps are welcome 🙂  No VARVATOS shades required.  Speaking as one of his many followers, I was shocked when I was summarily dismissed this week.  Where’s the social media love in that? 🙂 I didn’t insist he give up his word game!