The Recessionista Wants to Spoil You With A Celebrity Spa Basket

You know, I always say, if it’s good enough for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Nicole Richie and Jessica Alba, then it’s good enough for The Recessionista Nation! 🙂 So good news readers, if you’re feeling stressed, but your bank account is drained, we have a little treat for you.
Fabu-less website Someonespoilme ( I think I need to give them a 911 call) is giving away a spa gift basket worth over $1,200.00. Cool enough for you? These are decadent products that I can’t afford to purchase all at once if I want to pay my mortgage and drive my car! Of course, I already entered. Elementary my dear recessionistas. We enter contests for free stuff.

Arranged by Distinctive Assets, this basket includes an assortment of:

Gamila Secret Cream Bars ($357): luxurious soap made from 100% natural ingredients (olives, vegetable oils, shea butter, local herbs)

Chi Nail Polish and Digital Flat Iron ($150): CHI Ceramic 44 digital flat iron boasts Nano Silver which removes over 650 bacteria and odors while helping you create Hollywood hair! Now you can use digital technology to control the temperature of your favorite 1″ CHI Ceramic Hair Straightener as easily as the biz’s top stylists. I had no idea this type of technology existed! I’ve been going curly with my Redken Fresh Curls, but for someone who desires an occasional straightening at home, without salon charges, this might be a good choice.

Janet Skin Care Products ($115): Janet Harris keeps some of Hollywood’s biggest stars looking their best – this set includes her Fat Reduction Cream, Cellulite Cream, and Hydro Tea Facial Feed.

Sustainable Youth Supplements ($65): Immune Performance™ Elastifirm™ Supplement that helps combat the visible signs of aging. Hey, any type of non-surgical anti-aging treatment sounds good.

Ultra90 Eye Serum and Face Cream ($60): A combination of Amino Acids and natural ingredients that can aid in the reduced appearance of wrinkles, fine laugh lines, and in promoting healthy skin instead of paralyzing muscles through painful injections (The Recessionista is a Botox Free zone.)

And there are more goodies in the basket too. So ready, set, click over to the Someone Spoil Me Giveaway and toss your name into the virtual hat. The winner will be selected on August 15, 2009.

You know who I think deserves a fabulous basket of luxury goodies like this? Laura Ling and Euna Lee, the two American journalists flying home to Los Angeles tonight. Ladies and President Clinton, Los Angeles is waiting to welcome you home.

Pictured: Bill Clinton exemplifies the spirit of Someone Spoil Me. I bet he had spa products waiting for those weary journalists on the private jet.

A Big Virtual High Five to Bill Clinton for bringing these ladies home! Can you imagine if they had been forced to do hard labor for 12 years in North Korea? You better believe there would be no spa products in their cell. President Clinton is a hero. In the words of Issac Hayes, “Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?” BILL CLINTON. Damn Right!